MMXII

Oh baby!

Oh baby!

I’m not blind or deaf mate, I know exactly what goes on behind my back.

I’m not blind or deaf mate, I know exactly what goes on behind my back.

I have had the shittest week so far. Not even keen for my birthday this saturday. Dad’s a prick, mum’s a bitch, sister annoys the fuck outta me. Don’t give a fuck for friends anymore because somewhere down the track they ALL backstab you.

“Best friends means forever, cunt.”

I have had the shittest week so far. Not even keen for my birthday this saturday. Dad’s a prick, mum’s a bitch, sister annoys the fuck outta me. Don’t give a fuck for friends anymore because somewhere down the track they ALL backstab you.

“Best friends means forever, cunt.”

I love my mates <3

I love my mates <3

I&#8217;m over life.

I’m over life.

Nothin’ to do on a Saturday night.

1. Smoked. 
2. Drank alcohol. 
3. Cried when someone died. 
4. Been drunk. 
5. Had sex. 
6. Been to a concert. 
7. Gotten a handjob/fingered. 
8. Given a blowjob/ate out someone.
9. Been verbally harassed.
10. Verbally harassed somebody. 
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. 
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before 
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/ girlfriend. 
15. Been to prom/formal
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. 
18. Went streaking. 
19. Given or receieved a lap dance. 
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. 
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. 
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex’s house. 
23. Kissed a stranger. 
24. Hugged a stranger. 

25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car. 
27. Gotten an x-ray. 
28. Hit by a car. 
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.
31. Played strip anything. 
32. Got paid to strip for someone.

33. Ran away from home. 
34. Broken/sprained a bone. 
35. Eaten sushi. 
36. Bought porn.

37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn. 
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. 
40. Been in love.
41. French kissed. 
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. 
45. Shot a gun.

46. Stabbed yourself.

47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.

88. Gotten cut from a sports team. 
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. 
92. Been in a car accident
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. 
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.

96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected. 
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. 
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. 
100. Been raped

So tonight will be good..

Got some Jack Daniels by my side, home made pizza, couple good movies, and cigarettes. Ohhhhhhhhh right (H)

This reminds me of Tazia.

This reminds me of Tazia.

Drunk as fuck at Alex&#8217;s! Couldn&#8217;t even stand up. Best night all year. &lt;3

Drunk as fuck at Alex’s! Couldn’t even stand up. Best night all year. <3

I want to steal her cigarette, and perhaps make sweet, sweet love to her.

I want to steal her cigarette, and perhaps make sweet, sweet love to her.

Notorious B.I.G is coo’

"VA JAY JAYYYYYYYZ!"
SO LIKE.. I&#8217;m up really early and I don&#8217;t like it at all. But that&#8217;s okay because the one person I&#8217;ve known for the longest time in my life is coming over, then we&#8217;re going to Brighton Le Sands, and I&#8217;m staying overnight at his joint ;)
Sickest cunt in the world, we have 19 days apart in age, me being the older and more badass one.

SO LIKE.. I’m up really early and I don’t like it at all. But that’s okay because the one person I’ve known for the longest time in my life is coming over, then we’re going to Brighton Le Sands, and I’m staying overnight at his joint ;)

Sickest cunt in the world, we have 19 days apart in age, me being the older and more badass one.

BAAAAAAALLS!

I’m pissed off like fuck.